So the other morning, I had one of those random phishing contact and messages from an unknown on Skype, suggesting we have a chat and be friends, so I obliged:
[21/10/2014 9:04:58 AM] olive.tiner: hey 🙂
[21/10/2014 1:59:14 PM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: hi, who’s this? sorry, i imported a million FB contacts! did we meet in san paolo?
[21/10/2014 2:05:26 PM] olive.tiner: Hello there how are you doing!?!
[21/10/2014 9:48:06 PM] olive.tiner: hi there 🙂
[23/10/2014 9:20:51 PM] olive.tiner: heyy 🙂
[9:51:45 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[9:52:11 AM] olive.tiner: Yay someone to talk to 🙂 !! how are u?
[9:52:20 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: IM FEELING SEXY!
[9:52:48 AM] olive.tiner: I’m great thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the skype members search 🙂 whatcha up to?
[9:53:48 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: i’M RIDING A GOAT! A BIG DIRTY GOAT!
[9:54:05 AM] olive.tiner: dirty can be good 😉
[9:54:36 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: THIS GOAT IS REALLY DIRTY. IT’S COVERED IN GOAT SHxT
[9:55:02 AM] olive.tiner: I would ask to exchange pics, but I think i’d rather see each other, u can see the real thing on my cam… u want to?
[9:55:19 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: DO YOU HAVE A GOAT?
[9:55:47 AM] olive.tiner: Click http://UMGAtFoNk.prxxxxxxxxcams.com it’s a more secure place with my cam u will have to verify your age so I’m not showing my pussy to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry its 100% FREE and its alot of fun once u get in 😉
[9:56:28 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: IS MY GOAT ALOWED IN?
[9:56:55 AM] olive.tiner: u can just watch me if u want, or we can both get on 😉 make sure sign up, then it should connect you to my cam
[9:57:19 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: MY GOAT HAS HOOVES AND ISN’T VERY GOOD WITH A KEYBOARD
[9:57:48 AM] olive.tiner: ok, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k? I got something really sexy on for u lol ur gunna like this 🙂
[9:58:56 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: OMG – IS IT PUBLIC? LIKE IN A FIELD? WITH A NANNY AND A BILLY GOAT?
[9:59:23 AM] olive.tiner: Credit card, debit card, or atm is just to verify your age hun, your card will NOT be charged just validated see where it says that? like i said it’s FREE… cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know? 😉
[9:59:57 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: MY GOAT’S CREDIT RATING IS BAAAAAAD. HE CAN’T GET A CREDIT CARD.
[10:00:18 AM] olive.tiner: I’m inside waiting for you. can u see me yet??
[10:01:25 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: NO. I GO NOWHERE WITHOUT MY GOAT. NO GOAT, NO PLAY.
[10:01:40 AM] olive.tiner: k
[10:02:36 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: UNLESS IT’S KID AND PLAY. THAT’S A GOAT JOKE.
[10:03:50 AM] Dxxxxxx Bxxxxx: COME BACK, I WANT YOU TO BLEAT ME
what, no fun?